I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.
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Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.
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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.
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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.
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Reputation is made in a moment. Character is built in a lifetime.
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Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.
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Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol and a serious dislike for stupid people. But not lemons.
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If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.
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All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
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Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.
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Have patience. Everything is difficult before it is easy.
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
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Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee.
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If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate.
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You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.
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