ANONYMOUS QUOTES V

I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.

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Tags: skydiving


We lose ourselves in books. We find ourselves there too.

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Tags: books


Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.

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Tags: reading


The man who stops advertising to save money is the man who stops the clock to save time.

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Tags: advertising


I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.

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Tags: aviation


Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger ... but I love you now.

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Tags: sleep


Have patience. Everything is difficult before it is easy.

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.

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Tags: hockey


Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol and a serious dislike for stupid people. But not lemons.

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Tags: humorous quotes


Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.

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Tags: rain, gardens


If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.

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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?

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Tags: sex


Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

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Tags: anger


Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Tags: enemies


All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.

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Tags: love


Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.

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Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

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If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

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Tags: guns


Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee.

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Tags: sex quotes


My alarm tells me you're in my house. My gun tells me not for long.

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Tags: guns