SEX QUOTES IX

quotations about sex

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

attributed, Quote Unquote: A Handbook of Quotations

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My springs is getting rusty, sleeping single like I do.

JAMES BALDWIN

Another Country

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Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

ANATOLE FRANCE

Heretic's Handbook of Quotations

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Although we may get bashful about discussing it at times, sex is a vital part of life. After all, our being here is a result of the deed being done at one time or another.

KATE TAYLOR

"Scientists Say People Who Have A Lot Of Sex Are More Likely To Have An Excellent Memory", Little Things, September 18, 2017


Vacation sex. So much better than home sex. Yeah. Because ... there's no pressure on the guy. Even if he doesn't perform that well, she's still on vacation.

RAY ROMANO

stand-up routine

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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

KINGSLEY AMIS

Collected Poems

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Lovemaking seems all too absurd when described.

DAN SIMMONS

The Rise of Endymion

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If you don't encourage healthy sexual expression in public, you get unhealthy sexual expression in private. If you attempt to suppress sex in books, magazines, movies and even everyday conversation, you aren't helping to make sex more private, just more hidden. You're keeping sex in the dark. What we've tried to do is turn on the lights.

HUGH HEFNER

Playboy, January 1974

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Sex is an emotion in motion.

MAE WEST

attributed, The Concise Columbia Dictionary of Quotations

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Our society's notions of normality are completely fake and meta-trendy, since they rely on the changing standards of superstition, religion, Christianity and gender bias to define themselves. Americans, in particular, exhibit very childish reactions to sexual practices that are new to them, much like little kids who are offered a vegetable they haven't seen before: "That's disgusting!" "But darling, you haven't even tried it!"

SUSIE BRIGHT & JILL POSNER

Nothing But the Girl


Well, maybe the thing most people don't like about sex is that it has to end.

BHAKTI PAUN SHARMA

"People reveal the one thing they don't like about having sex", The HealthSite, September 18, 2017


Multi-tasking during sex should not be an option.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


Sex is not a service to be delivered, it's one part of a much bigger picture. There's a lot that needs to be attended to for lovemaking to stay alive and pleasurable.

ROBYN SALISBURY

"Dear Mrs Salisbury: My wife doesn't want to have sex", Stuff, September 17, 2017


According to the greater or lesser violence of your sensual passion, you have perhaps discerned some of those twenty-two pleasures which in other times created in Greece twenty-two kinds of courtesans, devoted especially to these delicate branches of the same art.

HONORÉ DE BALZAC

Physiology of Marriage

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It's one thing to shoot a man, quite another to cast aspersions upon his lovemaking skills.

TERESA MEDEIROS

The Vampire Who Loved Me

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I don't write about sex because it's not really my subject. I love it when other people write about it, but it's not my subject, and I don't want anyone I've had sex with to write about it. Plus, you're in front of an audience, and they picture wherever you're writing about. I'm 52; no one in the audience wants to picture that.

DAVID SEDARIS

interview, Bohemian, June 2009

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Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Notes of a Dirty Old Man


Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory.

LARRY NIVEN

Ringworld

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People take sex far too seriously.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Newsweek, July 31, 2006

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When she's having sex, no woman remains grandiose.

ELFRIEDE JELINEK

The Piano Teacher

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