MEN QUOTES XI

quotations about men

Men aren't allowed to have self-esteem, because we're already supposed to have all the power.... But most men earn less than they want, barely the minimum wage. They're drones. They do stuff they don't want to do to support their families, and they're not sure why they do it. They don't know what they're doing half the time, and any time we stick up for ourselves, we're pigs because we don't know how to articulate our frustrations and joys.

TIM ALLEN

Parade Magazine, October 27, 2002

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When God made man she was practicing.

RITA MAE BROWN

Cat on the Scent

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Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Übermensch--a rope over an abyss.

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE

Thus Spoke Zarathustra

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Men are like avocados. They're not ripe, they're not ripe, they're not ripe.... Then they're suddenly very ripe, and then they go bad.

RACHEL RACZKA

"Will people start becoming single again in their mid-30s? Don't count on it.", Washington Post, August 8, 2017


After thousands of centuries of vain efforts to come back to itself, Divinity, lost and scattered in the matter which it animates and sets in motion, finds a point of support, a sort of focus for self-concentration. This focus is man, his immortal soul singularly imprisoned in a mortal body. But each man considered individually is infinitely too limited, too small, to enclose the divine immensity; it can contain only a very small particle, immortal like the whole, but infinitely smaller than the whole. It follows that the divine being, the absolutely immaterial being, mind, is divisible like matter. Another mystery whose solution must be left to faith.

MIKHAIL BAKUNIN

God and the State

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Man himself is a great deep, whose very hairs Thou numberest, O Lord, and they fall not to the ground without Thee. And yet are the hairs of his head easier to be numbered than his feelings, and the beatings of his heart.

ST. AUGUSTINE

Confessions

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Might not most men be as well named boys grown old.

FULKE GREVILLE

Maxims, Characters and Reflections

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There is so much that is deaf and dumb in man, and so much that is paralyzed, so much that is shrunken, that nothing short of a miraculous touch of re-creation can make them at death perfect beings.

HENRY WARD BEECHER

Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit

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I've never gone anywhere where the men have come up to my infantile expectations. I always have gone through life constantly being surprised by the extreme, marvelous qualities of a small minority of men. But I can't see the rest of them. They seem awful rubbish.

REBECCA WEST

The Paris Review, spring 1981

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Even in hell, if a man was a man, you'd know it.

STEPHEN VINCENT BENET

"The Devil and Daniel Webster"

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How poor, how rich, how abject, how august,
How complicate, how wonderful, is man!...
Midway from nothing to the Deity!

EDWARD YOUNG

Night Thoughts

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Many women I know think the ideal of happiness is to be in love with a great man, or to be the wife of a great public success; to share his triumph! They forget you share the man as well!

ADA LEVERSON

Tenterhooks

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I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated His ability.

OSCAR WILDE

The Wit of Oscar Wilde

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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

JOHN GRAY

Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus

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The whole shadow of Man is only as big as his hat.

ELIZABETH BISHOP

North & South

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Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband.

LAUREN BACALL

How to Marry a Millionaire

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If a girl as smart as yourself really wants to dig into the matter and truly get to know the nature of men and therefore boys, let me save you a lot of time and effort that you would otherwise spend trying to evaluate their intellectual motivations, their emotional states, and the reasons behind their inexplicable behavior. The thing to do is to take the anthropological view, try to concentrate on just how it is that they develop into the people they are: that is to say, thinly veiled sperm distributors. It will open up a wealth of answers. An ocean of understanding. And all you have to do is look down.

GWEN MACSAI

Lipshtick


Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.

BOB NEWHART

I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This

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All men seemed to be self-serving, selfish, insensitive pigs, just waiting for an opportunity to act like greater self-serving, selfish, insensitive pigs.

DAN SIMMONS

Ilium

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[Man] attaches himself to woman -- not to enjoy her, but to enjoy himself.

SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR

The Second Sex

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