J. F. LAWTON QUOTES

American screenwriter & film producer (1960- )

It's easy to clean up when you got money.

J. F. LAWTON

Pretty Woman

Tags: money


Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.

J. F. LAWTON

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death


Johnson, how is the Captain gonna authorize a surprise birthday party for himself?

J. F. LAWTON

Under Siege


Even monkeys fall out of trees.

J. F. LAWTON

The Hunted


People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

J. F. LAWTON

Pretty Woman

Tags: opera


Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.

J. F. LAWTON

Pretty Woman

Tags: credit cards


I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?

J. F. LAWTON

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Tags: fantasy


You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.

J. F. LAWTON

Under Siege


We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.

J. F. LAWTON

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death


Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' -- this is Hollywood.

J. F. LAWTON

Pretty Woman

Tags: Hollywood


The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

J. F. LAWTON

Pretty Woman


Time does not die; only people.

J. F. LAWTON

The Hunted

Tags: time