AMBROSE BIERCE QUOTES V

American author (1842-1914)

Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.

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"The Moonlit Road"


PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

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The Devil's Dictionary


A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves. He is like the lower end of a suspended chain; you can sway him slightly to the right or the left, but remove your hand and he falls into line with the other links.

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"Epigrams of a Cynic"


Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

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The Devil's Dictionary


In the last analysis, ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

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The Devil's Dictionary


If public opinion were determined by a throw of the dice, it would in the long run be half the time right.

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"Epigrams of a Cynic"


LABOR, n. One of the processes by which A acquires property for B.

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The Devil's Dictionary


A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else.

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"Epigrams of a Cynic"


DUTY, n. That which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.

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The Devil's Dictionary


OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

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The Devil's Dictionary


MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion.

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The Devil's Dictionary


BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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The Devil's Dictionary


Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel.

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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary


The sky is a concave mirror in which Man sees his own distorted image and seeks to propitiate it.

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"Epigrams of a Cynic"


Youth looks forward, for nothing is behind! Age backward, for nothing is before.

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"Epigrams of a Cynic"


Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future; Age knows her as the Dream.

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"Epigrams of a Cynic"


Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.

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The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary


A nation that will not enforce its laws has no claim to the respect and allegiance of its people.

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"Industrial Discontent", The Shadow on the Dial and Other Essays


DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

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The Devil's Dictionary


Mark how my fame rings out from zone to zone:
A thousand critics shouting: "He's unknown!"

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