EDWARD ABBEY QUOTES II

American author (1927-1989)

At that moment I was ready to forsake my other home, forsake my mother and father and little sister and all my friends, and spend the rest of my life in the desert eating cactus for lunch, drinking blood at cocktail time, and letting the ferocious sun flay me skin and soul. I'd gladly have traded parents, school, a college education and a career for one dependable saddle hourse. Later that night, of course, alone in bed, the deadly homesickness would strike me faint.

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Fire on the Mountain


Violence, it's as American as pizza pie.

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The Monkey Wrench Gang

Tags: violence


When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: dogs


When I write "paradise" I mean not only apple trees and golden women but also scorpions and tarantulas and flies, rattlesnakes and Gila monsters, sandstorms, volcanoes and earthquakes, bacteria and bear, cactus, yucca, bladderweed, ocotillo and mesquite, flash floods and quicksand, and yes -- disease and death and the rotting of flesh.

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"Down the River", Desert Solitaire

Tags: paradise


One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

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The Monkey Wrench Gang

Tags: stupidity, teamwork


Grab a woman. Help the movement. Liberate a woman tonight. You'll get stale out here in the woods, living like a bear. Your balls will shrink, your tongue grow stiff and heavy. Your mind will wither away. Whatever became of William Gatlin? Went mad flogging his bloody duff.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: women


The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: wit, tyranny


The best cure for the ills of democracy is more democracy.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: democracy


The tragedy of modern war is not so much that the young men die but that they die fighting each other--instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: war, death


Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialist, otherworldly, New Age, spiritual types. But if the material world is merely an illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu, and seaweed slime.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: diet, food


Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto)

Tags: newspapers


Each thing in its way, when true to its own character, is equally beautiful.

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"Cliffrose and Bayonets", Desert Solitaire

Tags: beauty


Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

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Down the River

Tags: coffee


Walking is the only form of transportation in which a man proceeds erect -- like a man -- on his own legs, under his own power. There is immense satisfaction in that.

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Postcards from Ed

Tags: walking


In the land of bleating sheep and braying jackasses, one brave and honest man is bound to create a scandal.

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Postcards from Ed: Dispatches and Salvos from an American Iconoclast

Tags: scandal


Do not burn yourselves out. Be as I am -- a reluctant enthusiast ... a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic. Save the other half of yourselves and your lives for pleasure and adventure.

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attributed, Saving Nature's Legacy


Man the Pest, multiplied to the swarming stage, is attacking the remaining forests like a plague of locusts on a field of grain.

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"The Crooked Wood", The Journey Home

Tags: men


Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

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The Journey Home

Tags: growth


I love your letters. How far is that from saying I love you? Well--about a mile. Two miles.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: love


Money attracts because it gives us the means to command the labor and service and finally the lives of others--human or otherwise.

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The Serpents of Paradise

Tags: money